Dear Editor:

I am writing to tell you of the incredible discovery i have made only recently. It would seem to me that musicians can transmit their psychic mojo through musical recordings. I have made this discovery by listening to the Beta Band and recieving their feelgood vibrations.

In light of this discovery I propose we wash the earth in good energy vibrations through the broadcast of our psychedelic mind music, which will become a pop hit and rise to the tops of the charts- when enjoyed by the masses, we will elevate our collective aura and achieve global enlightenment. Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,
Seymour Q. Butts
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Dear Editor,

I am absolutely baffled by the concept of modern aviation. Without regard for any convention of humanity, thirty ton aluminum behemoth, insulated with hundreds of people and a selection of their belongings, violently hurls itself as fast as it can towards certain doom. When it reaches an arbitrary speed, it blindly leaps into the air, clawing its way through the sky, cloud by cloud. Every day, this monstrous, wanton act occurs a thousand times, and people accept a complete dissociation from both time and space as they propel through life as violently as possible, yet they greet their potential death with a smile and a magazine. Is there any way to recreate this experience, without the use of an airplane?

-Anonymous
Dear Reader,

For many people, air travel allows people to seemingly distill themselves from society for a few hours, and then materialize back into existence in a completely new place. Indeed, there is another method to completely separate your psyche from contextual time and space in the way that you mentioned. For more information, see our upcoming article on Phencyclidine.

-”Tennessee” Hennesy
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